31 Reasons Why Men Are Happier Than Women

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Sep 29, 2019

In this article, you will find 31 hilarious Reasons Why Men Are Happier Than Women. Some of the reasons stated here will definitely put a smile on your face for the rest of the week. This article is for laughs. So don’t take it too seriously.

Reasons Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. Men underwear is 5 dollars or less for a three-pack

2. Men never have strap problems in public

3. Men spend less time in front of a mirror

4. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them

5. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

6. Men can do the shopping for all his relatives in 30minutes

7. Men can play with toys all their life

8. Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like

9. Men have one wallet and can decide to have one pair of shoes which are suitable for every season

10. Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache

11. Men can do their fingernails with a pocket knife

12. Chocolate is just another snack for men

13. The whole garage belongs to them

14. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

15. You can wear NO shirt to a waterpark

More Reasons…

16. The last name of men never changes

17. Everything on a man’s face stays its original colour

18. Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades

19. Wrinkles add character for men

20. Men don’t keep grievances for long

21. Men only have to shave their faces and neck

22. Men can go on a week’s vacation and pack only one suitcase

23. Men new shoes don’t cause blisters, cut or mangle their feet

24. Men don’t have to stop and think about which way to turn a screw

25. Men have one mood all the time

26. Men are not worried about makeup

27. Phone conversations usually end in less down 30seconds

28. A wedding dress costs $5000. A tuxedo rental cost 100 dollars

29. Men can open all their own jars

30. Men can sleep any style without bothering about their hairstyles been affected

31. Men can easily urinate with just a zip down

Summary

The “reasons why men are happier than women” stated here show how easy, faster, and cheaper a man can do something. It’s just for fun, and they do not necessarily mean men are actually happier than women.

 

See also: 10 Things You do Unconsciously Without Knowing

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